I won't go to my grave until a difference is made!

creepsandcrawlers:

overfedvenison:

friendshipismax:

thebuttkingpost:

Why would anyone pick a human race in a fantasy game

I want a fantasy game where human isn’t even an option

Nah man, humans are the coolest

It’s one thing to fight demons if you’re from a species that lives for hundreds of years, is tied to natural magic, and births the best archers on the planet. It’s another thing entirely to do the same when your species is known to be slightly-above-average at farming.

“im regular jeff and im gonna behead tiamat and die trying”

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hacksign:

male writers writing male characters: This Bruce Killshot. He has over 10000 confirmed kills and is the top leading spy in the Super Hard To Get In Spy Organization Of The World. He is a master of every martial art and can use virtually any weapon with ease. He’s not only a Real Gruff Man but a Ladies man who smokes cigars while Having Sex With Beautiful Women but he never gets attached. He’s a hard Whiskey Drinking Man who once killed an elephant with a toothpick and bottle of glue.

Men: this is so realistic wow such a complex character….

A woman: This is Angela she’s the chosen one of this story and has a natural knack for magic and can-

men: this fucking self insert mary sue this is fucking trash are you kidding me 

@frownster

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upthewitchypunx:

magicianmew:

unfriendlyblackwitch:

chorusofravenousangels:

sexhaver:

what if magic was real but it was treated the way music is now with different genres and like “oh youre still into conjuring? thats cool I guess. recently ive been getting into third-wave post-necromancy, it’s some pretty heavy stuff”

“what do you mean you’ve never learned FIREBALL, it’s a CLASSIC”
“idk I’m not really into evocations.”
“how can you not be into ANY evocations?”
“well, it’s kind of dad magic, isn’t it?”

DAD MAGIC

But… where’s the lie?

This is literally what witchblur is like.

There are totally dad jokes in witchblr.

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connorboy:

Gen Tullius: What in Oblivion is that?????!

Player on their 40th character: *quietly sighs on the chopping block*

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